lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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