..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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