Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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