Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
My ATM looks so different sober.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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