You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Randomize
