these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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