Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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