I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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