Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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