No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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