I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
