bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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