I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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