called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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