Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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