I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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