Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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