can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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