so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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