Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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