Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
