do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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