Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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