just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
