I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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