I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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