I only kidnapped one of them. chill
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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