I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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