Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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