dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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