what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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