I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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