Bisexual people are plain selfish.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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