I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Enjoy the penises
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
