If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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