Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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