OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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