the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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