just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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