i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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