Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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