Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
