O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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