What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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