I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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