also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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