I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The power of my boobs compel you
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
