before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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