if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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