How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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