I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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