Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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