I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
His nipple licking is glorious
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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