yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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