Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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