So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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