At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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